- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man buys a prius

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

I'm Andrew Schmitt

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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