- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Weed.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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