- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Life

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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