- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Womans baksetball...

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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