- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

An Artic Storm.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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