What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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