a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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It's long!

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Knock knock

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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