101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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