- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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