When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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