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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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