- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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