Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Cancer

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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