- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??