yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

well use a tissue!

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

WOw you have no life

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

can you touch your toes? no

Anti Joke

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