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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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