- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

so the weather's nice...

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

soccer

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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