What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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