- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Knock Knock Go Away

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

anti jokes are for fags

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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