- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

this is not a drill.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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