- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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