what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

John Cena

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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