- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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