A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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