- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Sex vagina. lol.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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