- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

How come anti jokes r funny

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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