Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Christianity.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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homosexual

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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troll----> hahaha---->

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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