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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

wael.. nuff said

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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