Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Woman rights.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Whats white? A fridge

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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