Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

retard

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Moral

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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