A man goes to the potty.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Communism hehe xd

What's 9+10? 19.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

N-E Pats never cheated

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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