Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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You're a frog

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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You're tall.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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