Arrow in the Knee!

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

A woman walks into a bar.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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