There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

THe Election

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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