What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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darude- sandstorm

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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