- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

squash squash who squash my ass

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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