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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why did the

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Heskey time.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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