Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Reading books

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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