why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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good looking women

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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