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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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