How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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