- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Terry has ebola

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

batman has diarrhea

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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