Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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