What is a jew in space? Dead

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

So a baby seal walks into a club...

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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