- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Who wants water? I do.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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