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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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