An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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i lost the game

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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