- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

whats black and strange a paki

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