I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Chuck Norris is dead......

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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