- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

This statement is false.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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