- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

This statement is false.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

My love life

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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