Wright flyer

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

knock knock whos their a person

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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