- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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