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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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