What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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