- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Chuck Norris is dead......

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what is orange? an orange

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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