WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Not a joke.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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