- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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