- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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