- Anti Joke

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

my wife out of the kitchen

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute