There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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PICKLES

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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