- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

I like your hair

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Take wrong turns

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

suck my balls mr.garison

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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