Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Smelly Indians.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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