- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

JUST KIDDING^

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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