What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

flavin's head

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Whats worse than suicide? death

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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