How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

How does a black guy die? Unknown

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A penis walks into a bar..

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Are you a tree

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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