- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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