Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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