- Anti Joke

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

womens rights

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Logan's gay

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.