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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

France had one revolution

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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