- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Haha, I get it..

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

"Knock knock..." "come in"

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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