- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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