- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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