Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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hello

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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