Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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