y u no like me joke?

why wont me daughter eat my feces

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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