- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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