- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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