- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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France had one revolution

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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