- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Justin Bieber.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

where's mom I killed her

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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