"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Penis.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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