- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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