- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Religionh

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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