- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

A paralysed man falls over.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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