- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Faithful men.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Joesph Triphook.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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