What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Corn Muffins

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