Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Who wants $300? Me too.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Women's rights

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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