- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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