- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

rose are red violets should be purple

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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