- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

GOODBYE

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

whats black and strange a paki

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Gingers.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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