Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Ebola

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Laugh

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Anti Joke

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